Friday, March 6, 2009
Bomber loses out to Hill-Dog in Belgium GAA Shocker
Breaking News: In a shock development that has rocked the world of European Gaelic Games, Belgium GAA's star full-forward Maria "The Bomber" Brosnan today (March 6th) lost her place to Hillary "Hill-Dog" Clinton, who arrived in Brussels on a cloud of scandal and opprobrium.
Sources close to the Belgium Ladies' revealed that Clinton has been drafted on a free transfer, in order to bring a new dimension of attacking aggression to the European Champions, as they seek to build on their 2008 success. "Hill-Dog takes no prisoners," the source revealed, "it's woman, ball and all with that wan".
It is believed Clinton's time spent in Northern Ireland with her husband, former President Bill Clinton, imbued her with an appreciation of the brutal but effective Northern style of Gaelic Football.
Brosnan, meanwhile, is renowned for her silky "total football" skills, honed in the valleys of Kerry, and perfected, infamously, during her 3 year relationship with Colm "The Gooch" Cooper.
Meanwhile, Belgium Ladies' bigwigs Míde Ní Shúilleabháin and Barbara Wynne maintained a stony silence, while Brosnan was unavailable for comment at time of writing.
In a related development, resident Belgium GAA evil genius David "Dilly-Dally-Davey" Barrett today announced his engagement to Hillary, telling the press that "normally I hate forriners, but for Hill-Dog, I made an exception".